20 Great Lies of the Music Business

20 Great Lies of The Music Business When Someone Says: What They Really Mean is: It’s a definite booking. I haven’t spoken to anyone at the venue yet. You’ll be the headliner. We’ve...

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Bagpipes Jokes 1

What is the difference between bagpipes players and terrorists? Terrorists have sympathizers. How long does it take to tune the bagpipes? Nobody knows. Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? To get away from the noise. ...

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Bagpipes Jokes 2

How do you make a set of bagpipes sound beautiful? Sell them and buy a saxophone. What’s the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. What’s the best thing to play the bagpipes with? ...

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